Oh haaaaay. Look at me going all 'ancient super food' on y'all for the second time this month. Not that this quinoa pudding is health food, per se. It still calls for refined sugar (because, do you know me?), but it's got lots of protein and fiber...
Welcome back to Eff the Oven August - one whole month of no-bake recipes! Things are a little crazy around here today (my car sounds like a crying baby so it's gotta go to the shop, and I'm supposed to drive 3 hours north to Dallas...
Last Friday the universe played a big, fat joke on me, y'all. Here I've been, planning out all kinds of no-bake recipes to share with you guys. Blabbing on about butt sweat and showing you pictures of dudes in thongs just to make a point...
It's August first. As in day numero uno of the hottest freakin' month of the year. Right about now, shit starts to get pretty weird around here. The. heat. It's suffocating. It does things strange things to people. Especially when you live in a city that prides...
I know what you're not thinking right now. Another Nutella recipe??? Because you guys love Nutella. Like, looooove Nutella. Like sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g -ing with Nutella. And when my shoulder angel tried to talk me out of two Nutella recipes in two...
I may have already mentioned this a bazillion times this week, but guys! TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY!!! TOMORROW MISS LONGBOTTOM TIES THE KNOT!!! Things are looking good around here: That giant red spot that was maybe sunburn, maybe a pimple? Gone -- chased away with an...
WEDDING WEEK IS FINALLY HERE!!! No, not mine -- my best friend Taylor's!! Who you may also know as Miss Longbotton and/or recognize from from this post about the surprise proposal or this post about the bachelorette, or maybe even this post about our roomie love and how...
New Orleans. NOLA. N'awlins. The Big Easy. Crescent City. A strange bird, by any name. I recently spent a whirlwind weekend in New Orleans. I was there for a bachelorette with my closest friends -- the best way to see any city, I think. The last time I...
Here I sit, after 13 hours of travel to get to New York, sipping a cup of hot coffee and gazing out over the majestic Keuka Lake. Every window in the house is open, there's a cool breeze tickling my skin and a bowl of freshly-picked, perfectly...
Guys. Gals. Peeps. Homies. Invisible internet friends. I'm super proud of how these turned out. Really, really proud. And excited. Like, this was the most fun I've had in the kitchen in a long time, excited. Choux pastry, choux dough, pâte à choux (which has far too many wing...